Do u have a girlfriend? (interview)

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company’s reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company’s reputation but because My company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

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Murphy

…hits again.
Nu stiu cum se face, dar, atunci cand esti la buda, pe buda, gandindu-te profund la nemurirea sufletului, cand esti in acel moment sublim, diafan si delicat al zilei, se intampla urmatoarele (cateodata aman2 in acelasi timp):
– suna telefonul;
– suna cineva la usa;
Intotdeauna e la fel; niciodata nu da gres.
Nu-ti suna telefonul toata ziua? Nicio problema. Nici nu-ti suna nimeni la usa? Relax… avem solutia: un laxativ. Garantat cineva o sa te sune la telefon in timp ce tine degetele apasate pe soneria de la usa.