Murphy

Va povesteam cu ceva timp in urma de un proiect. Vinerea trecuta am luat banii pe el; so, in acceasi luna predare/primire. So, am fost fast.

Stau acu si craniez: la inceputul anului am avut un proiect similar, la care am lucrat vreo 4 luni si ceva (stufos, totul de la zero, clientul m-a lasat sa fac ce vreau eu din design, din prezentare, din tot – el mi-a dat 3 reviste cu poze si text + vreo 3 link-uri cu produse similare pe net). Totul e mers uns, mi-a placut si-mi place ce-a iesit; i-am sugerat si unde sa-l hosteze; hostat, semanat, plantat, cules;am luat banii “X”.
Acum: site de kkt (au ales o mizerie), hosting de kkt (la 2 minute dupa ce-am avut datele de contact la respectiva ‘firma’ de hosting, aveam access la TOATE DB-urile hostate la ei. TOATE (!!!) (inclusiv useri, parole, bilantzuri, gestiune, etc – si NU am facut nimic!! – doar am “uitat” sa setez ceva, la “altceva”).
FTP-ul lor imi scuipa conexiunea la fiecare 3 fisiere upload-ate (dar i-am “dat” in gura.. rau de tot)
Well, ca sa o scurtez (pentru ca povestea e plina de Murphy’s la proiectul asta): site de kkt, realizare in 2 sapt. (adunate vreo 30 de ore cred), bani? … “de doo ori X”
Tragetzi singuri concluzia…
Life sux, doesn’t “she”?

Anunțuri

Smoke status

Am si uitat de tzigari. Complet.
In schimb bag in mine bomboane si cioco la greu. Din reflex…
Astazi, mi-am pierdut timpul cu ratb-ul (34) care NU mai merge unde aveam eu treaba; fuck! Si doar am intrebat-o pe tampitzica aia de la bilete daca ajunge 34-u’ la “Perla”:  “da, cu 34 ajungetzi acolo”. Vaca!
Asa am descoperit si eu “Parcul Tei”. Arata beton din afara. 🙂 Anyway, nu despre asta doream sa vb.
Dupa orele astea pierdute m-a “palit” o foameeeee.. haoleoooo…
Ajuns back la office, mi-am luat fasolica, kiftelutze, gogoshari in otzet, un iaurt Tnuva si 2 kifle + 1 ciocolata (ofc). Am ras TOT, TOT!
Ce nu-mi place la Tnuva: ramane iaurt pe peretzii cutiei… big big waste!!

No sex in A380! …wtf??

Ce tare tre’ sa fii, sa dai $14,320 pe doo bilete la A380 in double suites ca astea, plus shampania si petalele aferente si tu sa nu potzi sa …alea..alea…

Oare aia care-si iau bilete de genu’ asta.. pentru ce le iau? … ca sa doarma? 😀

Since the doors close on the suites, how on earth are Singapore Airlines flight attendants going to know who is engaging in the old in/out and who isn’t? It’s always so noisy in aircraft anyway, you could be screaming to high heaven and no one would ever know.

We’re thinking one of the most difficult temptations to resist aboard a Singapore Airlines double-bed flight is avoiding asking one of those gorgeous flight attendants, known as “the Singapore Girls,” to join us inside the comfy suite.

Parca ar fi romanashi astia care-au zis asta.. :))

More here…
Poze inside A380 here.
Ca tot ma pliktiseam azi si n-am avut kef de munca, am bantuit pe net.

For what those beds cost, they should have a flight attendant join in for a threesome.

Ce naspa..

Vineri ne vin americanii {shefii, adica}.
Nasol, ptr. ca sambata nu stiu cate piste de bowling sa inkirieze in “Texas”.
Si mai nasol e duminica:

Would you be interested in taking a day trip out of Bucharest? Not sure who in the office might be in for such a trip, but the only day we have
available is this Sunday. I’m thinking 8 to 10 hours round trip. […] Let me know what the options might be… [..]

Yeah, I’m so dead!…

104

Vineri a trebuit sa merg cu 104 pana la “Eroilor”. Am facut 1h (doar la dus)… da’ a fost misto: misto pentru ca la 1m de mine era o tipa, tinerica (20 si oleaka) ce avea cashti…
Spre surprinderea mea NU asculta manele, ci CLASICA. Can U imagine?
C L A S I C A!!!
(fara manele, wtf???)
Am zis ca nu-i adevarat: adica, in 104, lume, lume cu telefoane date la maxim, cashti, in Bucuresti, (in cloaca asta imputzita) si tu acultzi CLASICA? She made my day..

Hack Attack : Install Leopard on your PC in 3 easy steps!

Damn… ce repede se misca lumea.. 🙂

Well its been only a day since the Mac OSX Leopard was released officially by Apple and the hackers have managed to create a patched DVD that everyone like you and me can use to install Leopard on PC’s without having to buy a Mac. Please note the tutorial that I am going to post is still experimental and things might not work the right way simply because it is still early days in hacking Leopard to work on PC’s. Well if you don’t mind your PC getting screwed then go ahead and try out this tutorial.
Hack Attack : Install Leopard on your PC in 3 easy steps!

 

Apple ma inspaimanteaza…

Announcing its fiscal 2007 fourth quarter results, Apple reported today that it had posted revenue of $6.22 billion and net quarterly profit of $904 million, or $1.01 per diluted share. These results compare to revenue of $4.84 billion and net quarterly profit of $542 million, or $.62 per diluted share, in the year-ago quarter. Gross margin was 33.6 percent, up from 29.2 percent in the year-ago quarter. In the fourth quarter, Apple shipped 2,164,000 Macs, representing 34% growth over the year-ago quarter and exceeding the previous quarterly record for Mac shipments by 400,000. Apple also sold 10,200,000 iPods (representing 17% growth over the year-ago quarter) and 1,119,000 iPhones, bringing cumulative fiscal 2007 iPhone sales to 1,389,000. [Oct 22, 2007]

Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results


Leopard

Asta e a 2-a oara cand vad o kestie de genu’ asta. Mai vazusem ceva asemanator prin vara cand eram calare pe amazon, macmall, apple si alte magazine din astea de mac-uri.
Hmm.. stiu, am cazut in cap, da’ na.. shits happen. Am motivele mele, n-am sa le expun aici, nu cred ca intereseaza pe cineva.
Dar, aseara (tot calare pe mac) ma uit la ce facilitati are Leopardu’.
… “ma inspaimantez” (cum ar zicea nenea de la “din dragoste”)
… ma mananca…
… ma inspaimantez ca o sa fiu asimilat.. ca borgu’… resistance is futile.
Pai, ia uitati-va voi aici, la filmuletzu’ asta, cap – coada, si sa-mi spunetzi ce simtzitzi la urma…
In noiembrie o sa am Leopardu’.. acu’ stau sa ma gandesc daca e bine sa pun mana pe el… sau sa uit ca exista.
… daca n-ar fi pretzurile astea de kkt la Apple, ar fi o optiune. Si una solida kiar (dar iar NU intru in detalii… sau… poate alta data)
Anyway, FUCK YOU Apple, you’ve just made me drop plans for QuadCore Q6600 or E6750 or…

8 zile smoke-free facility

au trecut 8 zile fara smoke; well, nu kiar: vineri am tras 3 fumuri… bad, bad, bad move: pe langa faptul ca mi se parea scarboasa (pute, are gust nasol, stinky), nu mai simtzeam nevoia sa trag si-al 4-lea fum – am aruncat o tzigara aproape intreaga, can u imagine?. Per total bad experience.

So, 8 zile fara smoke inseamna cam 6 pakete de tzigari (Kent 8 fumam), adica 6 * 5.5 lei = 33 lei. Adica 10 euro/saptamana. 😛
Am terminat insa o tableta de Nicorette (mai am una – sint 2 in paket).
Ma trezesc devreme si fresh, turbo kiar. Adica, nani pe la 1 sau 2 si trezirea pe la 7 (cand bebe vrea papa) sau 9 cel tarziu.
Am reusit sa rup “legatura” intre tzigara si cafea. That’s perfect!
Am reusit sa rup “legatura” intre bere si tzigari. In weekend am baut 4 beri (patru!!) si eram fresh (alt efect advers?)
Ma “aprind” usor… (si din pacate detin un record mondial: la injuraturi – never mess with me) 😛
Ahh.. si am timp sa scriu si-n blog (pe langa task-urile care le am la office) – aici e o alta problema: daca apuc sa le termin (grosu’) pana pe la 12-13 hai 14:00 atunci e ok. Ce e dupa ora 15:00 deja.. sux.. nu mai am kef de nici o culoare. Daca sint task-uri yumie-yumie (design adica) mai e cum mai e, da’ daca am task-uri din alea de flash si actionscript shit.. deja mi se taie.. instant, brusc si de-odata. 😛
So, it’s good. Nu mai am ‘fumuri’ in cap.. si nici pofte de acceasi natura.
Ma uit/vad/aud de miile de site-uri cu “stop smoke”, “nu fumat” etc… timp pierdut, energie pieduta, bani aruncatzi total aiurea, kestii complicate.. si total aiurea.
… it is so daaamn easy!